So, I really didn’t think I’d have to post something like this for at least 10 years… but I have to share the funny\/scary story of the week.\u00c2\u00a0The following was the conversation I had with Kendall as I picked her up from her Primary class on Sunday:<\/p>\n
Kendall: “Mom, this is Jamie. Can we set up a play date with him sometime?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Sure.”<\/p>\n
Kendall: “So, Jamie, do you want to come to my house, or should we go to your house?”<\/p>\n
Jamie: “You should come to my house. I have a puppy.”<\/p>\n
Kendall: “Hmm, maybe you should come to my house. Your puppy might bite me.”<\/p>\n
Jamie: “No, my puppy doesn’t bite anyone.”<\/p>\n
Kendall: “OK, so, Mom, can we set up a play date?”<\/p>\n
Me: “Yes, but I need to find out who his mom is first.”<\/p>\n
At this point, Jason and I are trying to drag both girls out of class to go home.<\/p>\n
Kendall: “Jamie, what’s your Mom’s name?” “Mom, her name is Sharina.”<\/p>\n
We’re now leaving and walking down the hallway.<\/p>\n
Jamie: “NO! It’s not Sharina. It’s (no clue what he said)!”<\/p>\n
Me: “Okay, I’ll figure it out and call her.”<\/p>\n
Fortunately, we happened to pass them once more before we left the building, and I realized I know who Jamie’s mother is- “Trina.” We both laughed at our children trying to set up a play date, and promised them that we would do it.<\/p>\n
Later that evening:<\/p>\n
Kendall: “Mom, I have a secret to tell you… I kissed Jamie at church.”<\/p>\n
I’m pretty sure 10 hairs turned gray. (Kendall recently kissed another boy on the cheek- and said to him, “We can’t kiss on the lips until we’re 16.”) So, Jason and I then had the discussion with the girls that they shouldn’t date, or even kiss boys on the cheek, until they’re 16. Well, I told them 16… Jason told them 21!<\/p>\n
While all of this is slightly amusing, I don’t know if I’m ready to deal with this for the next 10-15 years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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